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Life is busy but good. Writing and working and parenting.
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After the First Taste of Love, by Talon Rihai and Salome Wilde, a novella of m/m romance, is now available from Storm Moon Press, with cover by Yana Goya and art by Mistiqarts!  In eBook and paperback formats. Read an excerpt, see the sexy cover, and by your copy here: www.stormmoonpress.com/books/A…

(There will also be a Black Friday 20% off sale on November 23, if you want to postpone that purchase just a bit.)

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The boys (Nick and Angelo) are so happy, I had to do some art to honor their hotness:

Nick and Angelo: Watch Me by virtualpapercut
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Busybusybusy

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Busy sensei is busy.
Will post some nature pics soon.  Art must wait. *sigh*
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Snagged from :iconnataszek::

Masculine Traits:

[ ] You have a penis.
[ ] You would prefer having a penis.
[x ] You don't wear makeup.
[ ] You love sports.
[ ] You play COD on XBOX LIVE.
[x] You constantly make references to Family Guy, Monty Python, Eddie Izzard etc.
[ ] You enjoy UFC fighting.
[ ] You wanted to be a policeman, firefighter, soldier, ninja, as a child.
[ ] You like action anime, movies, games, comic books.
[ ] You like violent music.
[ ] You don't care how you smell.
[ ] You look up to male role-models.
[ ] You can relate to guy logic.
[ ] You speak man, as in tools, cars, etc.
[ ] You like baggy clothes.
[ ] You like a well tailored suit.
[x] You love memes.
[x] You like big dogs.
[ ] Fedoras are cool.
[x] You don't care about interior design, just that everything in your house works.
[ ] You don't care who sees you scratch yourself.  
[x] You sit with your legs apart.
[ ] You don't understand women.
[ ] You rarely cry in front of people.
[ ] You'll gladly open a can of whoop-ass on any douche who's asking for it.
[ ] You like weaponry. Swords, guns, ect.
[x] You hold doors for women/disabled.
[ ] You brag about how much you can bench.
[ ] You have facial/chest hair.
[x] You aren't ashamed of your bromance.
Total: 8

Feminine Traits:

[x] You have a vagina.
[ ] You would prefer having a vagina.
[ ] You like doing/having someone do your hair, nails, makeup, ect.
[x] You wish you were thinner.
[ ] You play Kingdom Hearts, Animal Crossing, or Harvest Moon.
[x] You are always singing along with pop music, Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, ect.
[ ] You watch Glee, various Girl Power anime, or Jersey Shore, or anything on STYLE, WE TV, OWN, ect.
[x] You wanted to be a princess, dancer, pop star, model, celebrity, as a child.
[ ] You like fantasizing about the perfect romantic night out with your boyfriend/girlfriend.
[x] You like pop music, or anything happy and cute.
[x] You are very self conscious, and what some other bitch says about you could either make your day or bring your world crashing around your feet.
[x] You look up to female role-models.
[x] You can relate to other women.
[ ] You speak girl, as in makeup, hair, shoes, shopping, ect.
[x] You like cute clothes.
[x] You love a nicely laced corset.
[x] You love to dye your hair.
[x] A tub of ice cream or a candy bar can fix everything.
[ ] Everything in your house is nicely arranged, and matches.
[ ] You worry you'll never settle down and have children.
[ ] You cross your legs and have good posture.
[ ] The male brain is a mystery.
[x] You don't mind letting your feelings out.
[ ] You're just waiting for the right person to sweep you off your feet.
[ ] You are extremely jealous, some bitch looks at your person and you'll rip her f*cking eyes out with your bare hands.
[ ] One of the first things you want to know about a person is their astrology.
[ ] Happiness is a nice, long hot bath, with bubbles.
[ ] Once a month, you let your bitchiness take over.
[x] You love cute little animals.
[ ] You have a LOT of pillows on your bed.
Total: 14

I'm almost twice as femme as I am masculine, apparently, and that rings true -- although many of the specifics above baffle me or don't apply.  I'm totally into queer/genderfuck, but I don't do it in obvious ways.
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